The Republic of Republica De Corza is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Facundo López-segundo presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.822 billion Corzeños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad De Carmona. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Corzeño economy, worth 843 trillion Peso Corzeñoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,005 Peso Corzeñoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the atmosphere in Corzeño boardrooms is turning more gay, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica De Corza's national animal is the husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laicismo.

Republica De Corza is ranked 30,042^nd in the world and 1,127^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 13.8 billion capita.